So my mommy got the harebrained idea to start a blog for me after she ripped off someone else and their idea from some Chihuahua site she was on. Figures! I don't quite understand the things that she does sometimes but anyways. She wanted me to introduce myself and tell you all about me and the things that I like. First of all my name is Avery but sometimes when my mommy or mawmaw gets mad at me they called me by my first and middle name which is Avery Jack.
I am four years old and I am a Chihuahua/Schnauzer mix and I just love anything that has to do, with yes, you guess it, ME! I have made a list of my information just so that you can understand me better.
Name: Avery Jack
Birthday: April 21, 2006
How I Met my Mommy: She picked me out at the flea market after I used my sad puppy eyes to make her feel sorry for me and take me home.
My Faves: My Mommy and Mawmaw, Ms. Platti (my favorite toy), bellyrubs, licking my feet over and over, acting like I'm a Great Dane, barking at absolutely nothing but just to hear the sound of my voice, going for "RIDES!", treats, cuddling, going Night Night!!, being nosy, chasing my tail (I never can seem to catch it), eating, checking for crumbs, checking for holes in my eyelids and seeing my mommy and mawmaw come home from work.
My Annoyances: Aunt Lauren (now this varies depending on if she is the only one home or not, I am a good suck up), people messing with my feet, door bells (on tv or real), people walking down the street when I'm in the car, my mommy not letting me hog the bed at nighttime, my mommy reading right before bed when I want a belly rub, being ignored when I'm trying to make a statement.
10 Reasons why I am one spoiled rotten dog:
1. I have close to 40 different toys (and yes I play with each and every single one of them)
2. I have my own wardrobe (enough said..)
3. I have a blanket for at home, a blanket for the groomers, a blanket for the winter and have a dog bed, my own pillow and bookbag for when we go on rides.
4. My mommy buys me birthday presents, christmas presents, and presents just because on a frequent basis.
5. My mommy has a secret (I know about it even if she doesn't think I do) stash of Ms. Platti's because she heard somewhere that they were being retired.
6. I sleep with my mommy every single night and sometimes when I hear my popaw get up in the morning I claw at the door and he lets me out and I run to my mawmaw's room and sleep with her until she gets up and then I run back to my mommy's bed and sleep with her.
7. My mommy spends more money on me then she does on herself.
8. I ate my mom's Harry Potter book and she didn't kill me.
9. I have to be comfortable when I go to sleep whether my mommy is comfortable or not.
10. Because I'm just so darn cute it's hard not to spoil me.
This is the kind of thing that disgusts me
7 years ago